>>When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
>>My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
>>My girlfriend phoned me and said.. "Come on over there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home!
>>My brother said to this girl, 'Would you like my hand in marriage?'
The girl said, 'Alright, but who's getting the rest of you?'
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