Jokes just for fun!!!!!!!!!

ITS JUST SOME DEFINITIONS ::::


-Cigarette:-A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
-Marriage:-Its an agreement where a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains a master.
-Divorce:-Future tense for Marriage.
-Conference:-The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
-Compromise:-The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes they got the biggest piece.
-Dictionary:-A place where divorce comes before marriage.
-Conference room:-A place where everybody talks nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
-Ecstasy:-A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
-Smile:-A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
-Experience:-A name people give to their mistakes.
-Atom bomb:-An inventions to bring end to all inventions.
-Diplomat:-A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward for the trip.
-Opportunist:-A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
-Optimist:-A person who while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER says in mid way SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET.
-Father:-A natural banker.
-Boss:-Someone who's early when you are late and late when you are early

Ya man its true, about father he is alyz a banker, I just agree ur comment on simile Its true.

Good post "mandeep"

C u around in FC

lol......great funny definations mandeep...
keep on posting like this funny stuffs...
have a great time in frensclub.
enjoy your stay..