If you love someone????/

Pessimist :
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, "AS EXPECTED", she never was.

Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free.
Don’t worry, She will come back

Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she ever comes back. Ask her why

Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

Patient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back. Wait !!

Playful:
If you love someone, set her free.
*If she comes back and if you still love her. Set her free again.
Repeat *

C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};

Animal Rights activist:
If you love someone, set her free
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free

Lawyer:
If you love someone set her free
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1, in the second amendment
of the national matrimonial act clearly states that.

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back .. I think we can charge her re-installation fees
But tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.


Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free
She’ll evolve.

Statistician:
If you love someone, set her free
If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzeneggers fans:
If you love someone, set her free
SHE’LL BE BACK !!!

Over possessive person:
If you love somebody,
Never set her free

HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her IQ is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.

ERP Functional Expert:
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, map her into your system,
If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

Finance Expert:
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans,
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.


If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, she was, and always will be yours.
If she never returns, she was never yours to begin with.
If she just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually
set her free in the first place, then she is your wife!

nice post VASTU......
keep posting like this stuffs

its too lengthy to read yar..