Why do I fail exams????

Why do I fail exams? 



 It's not my fault that I fail, 

 Because the year only has 365 days.



 Typical academic year for a student.



 1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 



 2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 



 3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days. 



 4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 



 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means 30 days. Balance 96 days. 



 6. 1 hour for talking -Means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 



 7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 



 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days. 



 9. Forsickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. 



 10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. 



 **** That 1 day is my birthday. **** 



 Tell me, how can I ever pass?

 

I read this couple of years back and I was thinking about it yesterday, I dont know why and from where this thing clicked on my mind yesterday after so long gap, and today, I'm reading on FC. HOW COME?

hahaha............clever Zunk.

Thanks!!!
Ciao.

Counselor wrote:

I read this couple of years back and I was thinking about it yesterday, I dont know why and from where this thing clicked on my mind yesterday after so long gap, and today, I'm reading on FC. HOW COME?

lol...... i think zunk can read ur mind

anyway the post was really nice.

it would be nice reasons for failures

Counselor wrote:

I read this couple of years back and I was thinking about it yesterday, I dont know why and from where this thing clicked on my mind yesterday after so long gap, and today, I'm reading on FC. HOW COME?

Thanks dude,,,,, usually we got this type of msg in chain mails... its is funny..


And thanks guyz............


Enjoy!!!!!!

very very nice post...................

hahahha...very nice....zunk....

Thanks guyz...........

from my view just a simple answer. I failed exams coz i didn't study.

WOW! i liked it!! thats y even i fail!! hahahaha!

hey devilzville, where were you these much days hmmmm...

hope to c u around, not only in apexfunda but also in FC

uh man............our patners where are u... give best in exam lOL................