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 |  Subject: Basic Mathematics Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:19 am | |
| Do you know this elementary mathmatics?
Elementary maths Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Humans that don't know enjoy = Donkey that works ============ ========= ========= Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys============ ========= ========= Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have...
Men+ Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can concludeMan + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!  | |
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Nix
Active Member
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| | Subject: Re: Basic Mathematics Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:08 am | |
|  very funny | |
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ZUNK
ADMIN
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| | Subject: Re: Basic Mathematics Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:54 am | |
| LOL its nice............man | |
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Points : 986
| | Subject: Re: Basic Mathematics Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:21 am | |
| thanx you donkeys.........lol
just kiddin guys. dnt mind ok | |
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p$y(h0s0uL
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Points : 432
| | Subject: Re: Basic Mathematics Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:32 pm | |
| yeah we don'y mind monkey............ lol.... Jk
Thanks!!!
Ciao. | |
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