As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Absence -- that common cure of love.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
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