ZUNK
ADMIN
Points : 662
 |  Subject: Scientific Letter Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:20 am | |
| Dear,
When I saw you for the
first time the ray of light forgot to intersect the retina and intersected
before the retina instead so I have to use concave lens.
Darling! Please believe me
my love towards you is like pure acid. If you want to test it; then use a blue
litmus paper it will change to red. I still remember the first day you touched
me; the day 1000 joules of energy was produced. Darling! I am waiting 4 you
like zinc pieces in a woulfe`s bottle. Please come into my life like dilute
hydrochloric acid; so our love will produce a hydrogen gas Helium kumari be
sure that my love won’t change like acceleration due to gravity and weight at
different places, it will remain constant mass. If you believe in Newton’s law
of gravitation then “My love is directly proportional to the product of two
(yours and mine) masses and inversely proportional to the distance between us.
Dear Helium; if you love
me, then keep me in the outermost orbit. I promise you that I will not react
with others like the elements belonging to the eights group and remains with
you forever. You and I will form a covalent bond and spend the rest of our
lives happily my heart is like thermosetting plastic which can’t be remolded
from one form to another and it is hard in nature too. Helium, if your answer
if –ve then, it is hundred percent sure that my superior venacava and interior
venacava will not be able to collect impure blood from upper and lower part of
the body. I may become extinct like dinosaurs and others. I cannot build a Taj
Mahal for you but I can be dangerous virus like AIDS and Anthrax and kill the
people of world including me.
Darling, I will be waiting
for your answer till Haley’s comet appears again till the sun completes it’s
rotation around the Galactic centre and forever.
Your loving
Hydrogen……………………………….. | |
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Nix
Active Member
Points : 292
| | Subject: Re: Scientific Letter Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:26 pm | |
| ohhh god so complicated letter....but very funny....  | |
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